"Is that your father's?"

No. It's my philips head. I guess it's hard to believe (based on the facial expression I observed today) that I have my own stocked tool box, can fix many things on my own, and am actually discerning about the brands I buy to populate said tool box. I probably would've moved to Wyoming back in "the day." (Suffrage rights in WY 50 years ahead of the rest of the nation). Despite my gravitation to the seasoned gentlemen it certainly isn't to take care of "things" for me. Nice double entendre with the "father's" - in my world it usually goes something like, "is that your father?"